In normal times that would be the dumbest, most obnoxious thing ever. But in this timeline it would actually be amazing. If Biden works out and his team is confident he can do a pushup and then get up off the ground, I’d say go for it. Can’t be more of a circus than Trump has already made the country. It would be pretty humiliating for 236lb* Donny.
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Think you meant to post this in the POTUS Bowl thread in about 3 months.
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That’s how you know it’s a deep cut. It’s a sensation not of immediate pain but you just know.
Aren’t you supposed to grab the thing you’re cutting with some kind of handle - or something other than your fingers?
Bumper sticker:
“My car wasn’t born in Canada, but I was.”
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Is this payroll tax cut permanent? Won’t that destroy Social Security?
lol at those back to back
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I don’t even think you have to go as far as pushups. Just ask Trump to kneel or sit on the stage and then challenge him to get to his feet without assistance. Meantime, see the above picture and tell me the guy is not severely mentally ill.
what is happening to his left eye?? omg
It’s not even temporary, he’s just pausing collection of it and everyone will still owe it.
And Medicare.
I understand deferred to end of year. He says make it permanent later. I guess that is acknowledgement Congress still has some function. Would end SS and Medicare.
Damn it.
I was going to say that’s the photo of him looking at the eclipse, but I just checked and it’s not. He just always looks like a melting ogre.
I figure I got a 50/50 chance of dying swiftly. I won’t shut up and stop making fun of them so they will kill me or cut my tongue out. Actually I feel that is more like 80/20 for Swift death. Expecting them to see the tongue removal thing is expecting a lot.
I am stoked that the 2Aers are going to rise to the challenge and save us all.
“Shouldn’t stand in front of a car.” - all right wing Americans
Trump Says He’s Re-Elected in Landslide Vote That Fringe Leftists Call Rigged
Pelosi said to be penning strongly worded letter to the editor of the NY Times
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Yeah I figure I’ll be gunned down or run the fuck over long before we get to the guillotines. You guys will be in line waiting for your guillotine like, “Holy shit, cuserounder’s body went flying when those pigs ran it over.”
Actually in reality, most of us won’t make it to the lines. It’ll be our family like, “Oh my God his body flew so far, I can’t believe he was right.”
Just kidding, they’ll never realize we were right.
Let me fix that for you.
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