6 weeks from now sitting on the street without a home, average Joe says, ‘but I thought he was sending us money’.
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Unfortunately, average Joe’s ballot was mailed to his old address, and his landlord snickered as he threw it in the trash. Oh well.
Can you imagine the celebrations?
It would be the most surreal thing in the country’s history.
https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1292269070482538496
Trump retweeted that, the logic seems pretty flawless.
Another Never Trumper joins Romney in the trenches
If President Biden doesn’t send rent checks to everybody to end homelessness without congressional approval, he’s a chump
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[late night on a personal cell phone in the white house residence]
HEY, HOME DEPOT, JIM, WE LOVE THE HOME DEPOT. AMERICANS LOVE HOMES AND THEY WANT MORE AND BIGGER HOMES ALL THE TIME, YOU HAVE A HELL OF A BUSINESS.
RIGHT. CHINA IS UNBELIEVABLE, THEY’RE SO CROOKED, ALMOST AS MUCH AS CROOKED HILLARY. I HAVE 6 NUCLEAR SUBS CIRCLING THE CHINESE COAST AT ALL TIMES. 80 NUKES. I WISH I COULD FOLLOW HER AROUND WITH THOSE SUBMARINES.
YEAH, 80 NUKES, 6 SUBS.
I DON’T KNOW, LIKE 100 MILES OUT. DEEP IN THE OCEAN, SO DEEP YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT. DEEP STATE, THE DEEP STATE–
UH HUH. YEAH WE’VE GOT AGENTS IN THE COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? AMERICANS BUT THEY’RE COMMUNISHT, THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE COMPUTISTS, BUT THEY’RE SENDING US SECRETS ALL THE TIME WITH A CROSSWORDS GAME ON THE PHONE, ISN’T THAT AMAZING? THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT.
THEIR NAMES? I DON’T HAVE IT HERE, BUT THEY’RE CHINESEY, THEY’RE NOT-- YOU KNOW, YOU’D THINK IF THEY’RE AMERICAN THEY’D BE AMERICAN BUT THEY’RE CHINESE LIKE WITH THE EYES AND EVERYTHING, IT’S UNBELIEVABLE.
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OMG
What the fuck does this even mean?
Just like the old days—the first two made me chuckle and I didn’t get the third one.
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Ideally the celebrations would start a little prematurely so he can see them for himself.
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So golf club unmask-arama was Friday. We have 3 to 10 days right?
I’m not sure how true this is anymore because of how prevalent social media is these days. I’ve had several none trumper barely political people sharing this, lots of people are following along because getting more unemployment money is life and death for them. Lots of people on the left who are obviously ignorant are stoked about this.
Elite title change.
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Imagine if we had a real president.
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