The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

We should go back to having the ceremonial first be thrown from the stands like it was originally done. These politicos always wind up embarrassing themselves. Except W, I guess, he had an okay pitch.

Did we watch the same video? I’m not even sure this stuff really matters but I’m having a hard time imagining someone with a worse first pitch.

I don’t remember Obama’s actual throw being that bad but the form was indicative of someone who never played.

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I am number 3 on vaccine list and I have ventilator reserved in case I need one.

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Without looking, W certainly played baseball.

Bringing your arm like a hammer being cocked on a gun and propelling forward is a dead giveaway you’ve never played ball.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1286460331842244608
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I guess I will watch it again but no that probably doesn’t even make my top 100 worst first pitches.

I used to go to an absurd amount of baseball games so I have seen a lot of first pitches. But even from the standpoint of wildly publicized ones it’s not that bad.

There is a first pitch before every single major league game. I suspect a huge percentage don’t make it as far as the plate in the air. I consider that much worse than being able to throw it that far in the air but missing wildly to the side.

Of course a centrist is praising W. :grin:

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Okay i rewatched it and it did fall short and wide but I am going to stick by my guns it outdistances most first pitches.

I am certainly not even a little concerned Trump will do better.

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You’re going to die on that mound?

I think Trump will do better. Hope I’m wrong. I might be hate-watching that first pitch tomorrow.

Cool cool

50 says “hold my spliff”

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Most underrated POTUS ever.

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50 Cent:

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He did better the first time tho.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/house/508759-gops-gohmert-introduces-resolution-that-would-ban-the-democratic-party

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God I hated how well W did with that first pitch. He was absolutely perfect at shit like that.

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Pitch was fine. He played it safe. The shoe dodging absolutely was kick-ass though.

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https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1286443298375303169?s=20

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