Is this real? I’ve completely lost the ability to distinguish parody from reality. I mean it looks real, but can this possibly be real?
https://twitter.com/shanegoldmacher/status/1286106604513918981?s=21
6 Likes
Of course it’s real. He was recently expecting (and received!) praise for drinking water from a glass.
6 Likes
They probably have one thing in common with black Americans.
Throwing around the N-word casually.
3 Likes
Also given that Trump lies about literally everything I’m just gonna assume he went on and on about the 5 words thing because he couldn’t do it / failed
2 Likes
Reporters should just ask him every day at these covid pressers to describe his cognitive exam. How many times can we get him to do this same bit? It would be like Groundhog Day.
3 Likes
A five year old could make Trump crack like Captain Queeg. It hasn’t happened because every single person interviewing him is a scared coward or complicit.
1 Like
I can only hear a ompa lumpa song so matter what he’s doing.
2 Likes
If the lightning hit the torch it would be like Liberty playing the part of Gandalf that time he rode out from Minas Tirith with his staff raised to blind Bill Barr the King of the Nazgul.
4 Likes
The Statue of Liberty gets struck by lightning hundreds of time each year. This is like finding a potato chip that resembles Jesus.
3 Likes
Biden has ran exclusively on orange man bad from what I can tell and it seems to be working fine so far.
I would like to buy your rock.
1 Like
So you’ve personally seen one?
140000 people dead, 30 million people unemployed, and protests in most American cities for months.
Biden’s “campaign” has nothing to do with it.
I see it.
5 Likes
I realize I should have made a TJ Cookier joke here.
12 Likes