The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: retweets WHITE POWER, condemns Black Lives Matter, regrets criminal justice reform

lol just saw Nigel was at the Trump rally

Also it’s astounding how much open corruption there is in this admin, I can’t imagine what’s done behind the doors

Maybe just tell her that a flight with pallets of cash may have refueled in Agrabah, once.

Just in case you didn’t click the poll to see how Donald was doing against Creepy Joe, here’s the current self own results:

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One of my favourite Downfall parody vids is the one about Google closing down Google Reader which has a solid Stalin line

“And what are my alternatives now huh? - getting my news from what’s retweeted by Stalin!”

Google Reader Closing Downfall parody

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That’ll teach people to laugh at you, Donnie!

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It must be so frustrating for him to see so clearly that the solution to his problem is to stop testing and open everything up, but all these idiots are insisting that they shouldn’t prioritize his PR objectives over hundreds of thousands of lives.

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So slow down the testing!!! Hahahahaha. That’s a good one. Joking of course. He’s got a million of em.

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“My disapproval ratings are going up only because we are polling more than ever. With smaller polling we would show less disapproval!”

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No one:
Trump: How about we do another code red?

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Folks this is how you fuse “Creepster” John Bolton, young submarine sailors and Crooked Hillary into the same thought. Brilliant.

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Nicholson: You’re god damned right I ordered the code red! Pulls out gun, shoots Tom Cruise, “What are you going to do about it?”
Judge & Jurors: Cheers and Applause
Nicholson: Also I slept with the judge’s wife last night.
Judge: Works for me! Maga!

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Fyp

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Unfortunately, the MAGATs have reclaimed the lead. Can you imagine losing against a guy who even put his name down as “Creepy Joe” right on the ballot?

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Legit lol’ed

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