He is triggered by the steps. my god wtf
He’s really taking control of the group therapy session.
Damn lots of you watching this tonight
“… and then I ran down the last 10 feet.”
So here are the excuses I’ve got so far
-too much saluting
-too hot
-too long
-steep/slippery ramp
-leather shoes
-ran down after cameras turned away
-something about conversation with general
-had to be careful because fake news would roast him for falling
did I miss anything
Darling is like sir. This convo never happened
I can’t believe this is what he’s talking about! Of all the things out there, he’s bitching about the ramp.
OMG now the water?
So this is what he does in place of therapy
Look for a steady stream of “k-poppers aren’t old enough to vote” from the Hewitts and Ericksons on the Sunday yak shows
The coming tweetstorm is going to be epic.
People don’t realize how well this plays. He is absurdly entertaining. People eat this shit up so much.
The actual conversation was like:
Trump: “I was great, Melania, and now I’m on the way home.”
Melania: “Oh, that’s too bad. I’m putting a ramp in outside the bedroom door.”
Ok now we’re on to why he can’t drink water with one hand.
What do I win?
NOW IT’S THE FUCKING WATER!!
Fuck bingo! This is insane!
I know he has a ton of yes men around him, but his handlers must be watching this and just facepalming.