There is no way that this is real life.
Oh it’s the ramp thing. Lol this has been going on like 10 min. Wtf.
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Now he’s a fucking cobbler explaining why leather soled shoes are bad?
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30% of the country thinks this man is the epitome of macho.
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The country has a lot of problems. The guy has no answers. Period. I guess he really believes this rambling, incoherent drunk on a soapbox schtick is going to work again.
Moving your arms apparently affects your legs.
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This… This is nuts
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Joe Biden is too old and feeble, and the liberals are a bunch of snowflakey pussies. On a related note, no greater challenge has befallen man than saluting 600 times, standing in the sun, and walking down a ramp in leather soled shoes.
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OMG this is amazing.
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He’s refining this bit for when he takes the stage at the Laff Shak next month.
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Holy shit. He thinks this is actually endearing
Trump Grabs General by the Pussy would’ve been a great headline.
Loaded with rubbbber on the bottom.
LOOOOOL. This is a whiny frat girl at a party. Excuse my possible sexism.
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Carry me please
How is he still talking about this.
Man, Alec Baldwin really has the look spot on. SNL is killing it right now.
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The rest of his tour is getting canceled isn’t it.
“I looked very handsome that day”
Amazing.