And this was the day Donald Trump became president.
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Literally no bottom.
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Just fucking 25A this asshole already. What fucking bullshit. My god.
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Amazing how his awfulness manages to exceed everyone’s expectations.
And yet, 35% of Americans agree with him.
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Dammit. Well I hope she’s lying or will have nothing to be pro Trump about if she wins and Trump is out. Would still love to see Mitch try to muster all his remaining smugness for a concession speech.
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The fucked up thing is that I’m having to really really ask myself real or onion on this instead of it being a dunk. It’s onion, but tragically this is very close to the line.
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Is that real? Gotta be the fake. ?
it’s gonna be real soon enough
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It’s fake, but only barely.
fake donald trump retweets would be impossible to satirize, it’s already such an absurd reality you can’t out-absurd it. like i could put anything and you would believe it. anyone that’s been paying attention would have to consider it plausible.
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Yeah the comics are starting to tell jokes about trying to write Donald Trump jokes for good reasons. On the one hand it’s been 3 years and the joke isn’t even a little funny anymore, and on the other hand you can’t take this reality and exaggerate it to get laughs… it’s definitely a weird fucking time.
I am so beaten down I don’t know which way is up but he really seems to be digging his grave here. This is repulsive to at least 2/3 of the country.
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Only they vote
https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1269814341043466240
Shit, I was about to buy an NFL ticket when there were no games.
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