The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

every trump investigation so far fizzled the **** out

You think that might have something to do with him being the POTUS right now maybe?

This is completely untrue. A bunch of investigations are ongoing, and many things are winding through the courts. Major court decisions are expected to come down at some point in October. They’re essentially in an impeachment investigation already, and are planning on deciding to vote on Articles of Impeachment probably by December at the latest. The tenor of the impeachment inquiry will be based on some of those court decisions.

I just want it established that the Secret Service is allowed to shoot him for trespassing if he refuses to vacate the White House after losing.

there’s probably some little-known rule in a book in a basement somewhere that says technically the sitting president has to willingly hand over the office

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I still think jail time is a stretch there’s 100% going to multiple indictments against him personally if he loses next year you’d have to think.

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While a disgrace to our nation and humanity in general, that’s one of his better tweets.

If only he had promised not to do that to America. J/K his promises are worthless.

What in the actual f**k man?

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i laughed but i’m sure he’s sending this out thinking on a level where he’s congratulating himself or denigrating his enemies.

i don’t see it, but i’m sure he’s thinking it

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The NY sham charity case has to be a slam dunk. Not to mention the tax fraud associated with said sham charity. And like Will Ferrell in Old School, there is probably lots of other stuff we never even thought about!

Fred Trump’s entire fucking estate plan was dozens of felonies, and its probably gotten worse from there!

Edit: the Stormy campaign finance thing is a blatant felony, right?

I think it’s a federal crime, so Trump’s not getting dinged for that.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

His base is like LOL YEAH WE TRIGGERED THE LIBS

where the libs are all ā€œThis is so ****ing dumbā€

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No means no.

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As a listener of Preet’s podcast, I’ve been of the opinion that the New York state officials are eventually gonna ding Trump on something, but this Epstein shizz leaves me feeling like there’s just never going to be any consequence for any of his antics, or else he’ll be able to stall them in court until he dies or too decrepit to care or maybe the courts take pity on him because he’s a befuddled old man with late-stage dementia and they’ll throw him in some comfy white-collar facility that’s better than most nursing homes.