The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Unpossible. SAS accents EV-UH-RY SY-LLA-BLE E-QUA-LLY and with that many syllables it would sounds like haunted house screaming.

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1184189254609625089

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That’s what they already hear. But think of it like a smoother yelling Stephen A. Smith, and if you hate me it’s a pretty accurate feel for what you should feel when reading my posts.

Cohen’s in jail for tax fraud and other financial shenanigans.

hahaha that’s the “unlikely but possible that Trump has been a secret agent recruited by Putin since the mid eighties,” right? In addition to that Chait was a head cheerleader for the Iraq war and best friend and chief defender of New Republic fabulist Steven Glass. That’s like the credulous moron trifecta. Of course this guy still has a high paying prominent job in American journalism.

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I AM SO MAD! SO MAD! ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT KEEED WAS GREENWALD, WHEN IT TURNS OUT HE IS REALLY TULSI!

Honestly that’s basically it. Just win the election.

Crimes are okay in your book, got it.

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Why can’t they (1) arrest him and then (2) let all of the scenarios play out as you’ve illustrated? Like imagine I have a crystal ball and can see that Rudy ultimately gets got. That doesn’t change my opinion on whether he should be jailed now. I’m in favor of him being jailed for the maximum number of days of his lifetime that the law will allow.

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no hamburders?

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I guess we differ then, because I consider Chait a top 5 writer on politics. Then again, I came to that opinion after 2003 and not having vetted his friends.

I absolutely think it would be a disgrace to not to issue at least 20 articles of impeachment, but I can live with like 5 if it moves things along.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1184188228141756417

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1184195096754806784

https://twitter.com/CroweCate/status/1184199066709712897

THERE ARE JUST SO MANY INCRIMINATING DOCUMENTS I JUST CAN’T

Did you actually think that “unlikely but possible” article was responsible journalism?

Please accept this response as formal notice Mr. Giuliani will not participate because this appears to be an unconstitutional, baseless, and illegitimate “impeachment inquiry”

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1184201417927598081?s=19

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The fuck is he tweeting about hockey for? It’s not even close to Stanley Cup season.

I don’t have any problems with it actually.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/07/11/chait_unlikely_but_possible_that_trump_has_been_russian_intel_asset_since_1987.html

As many have noted, how would his behavior be different if he weren’t a Russian asset? I mean, he probably isn’t, but, other than its baseline implausibility, it’d certainly be the most plausible explanation for his behavior if he were a normal functional adult of average intelligence, which he isn’t.

Eichenwald’s “because he’s an idiot” theory also accounts for the data.

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