The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Until he talks to Putin again

Not going to lie. Laying down sanctions on Turkey after agreeing to let them invade Syria and without even asking them to stop is incredibly weird.

He still has never said he wants Turkey to stop. He is up to shenanigans here.

https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/1183843282423554049?s=19

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First. Is he actually doing sanctions? Or just talking about it?

Remember. He talked about gun control too.

Second. He definitely thinks this is a winner. Primarily as a distraction from ukraine. And it worked.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1183841265269514241

I thought the troops were coming home. Did he lie?

Am I missing something? Do sanctions have some sort of magical effect whereby they take the heads the Turkish proxies have been lopping off and attach them back to the people who were fighting ISIS on our behalf?

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Coincidentally, that’s what Trump means when he screams fake news

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Last 3 years. "NATO BAD. "
This week. “Turkey is our NATO partner guys!”

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I’ve got to be honest, blatantly presenting our military as a sell sword operation has me staring at the wall, remembering every time they used that phrase in Game of Thrones.

Which character is Trump?

Turkey needs to assert equitable estoppel as their get out of jail free card.

First thought would be Joffrey. Rich spolied malicious child who wants to rule.

Looks like Barr isn’t the only one hoping for a theocracy.

https://twitter.com/abfrancois/status/1183774488820887552?s=19

No matter how this shakes out it will be a genius victory for Trump.

“So what if a few thousand Kurds were slaughtered? Not a bad deal for spider peace!”

“I am proud to announce that I have won the 47th Crusade over the Ottoman infidels for America (first) without firing a shot! Muh Nobel Prize!”

And the base will buy it

He’d be Joffrey if Joffrey drank Giant’s Milk for 70 years

Good episode and, naturally, the episode can’t be watched in China.

Cool cool cool. Any scene in particular? I make photoshops like retirees knit oversized socks. All the time.

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I heard someone got kicked out of China for liking a tweet about it or something

That is fucking crazy in a long string of crazy

Walder Frey?

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