The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Trump thmash :smiley:

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“When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly,” he announced. “When I woke, I couldn’t
or so the maester said. But what if he lied?”

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What do you mean?” Euron turned to face him, his bruised blue lips curled in a half smile.

“Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?”

The analogy only falls down when you consider that Asha was actually a credible candidate. HRC can take her basket of turnips and do you know what.

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I was about to post this, but I think it doesn’t fit. Frey was a really savvy player behind the scenes, a stark contrast to Trump’s blunt force stupidity.

I think Joffrey is the only fit; the perfect combination of inbred idiocy, cruelty, and ignorance/rejection of wise counsel. It doesn’t work totally because his mother isn’t pulling his strings but most of the other elements are there.

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Al-Tanf (Arabic: Ű§Ù„ŰȘَنْف‎), also known as " At Tanf ",[3] is a United States military base in Syria’s Homs Governorate located 24 km west of the al-Tanf border crossing in the Syrian Desert. The surrounding deconfliction zone is located along the Iraq and Jordan–Syria border. The base is located along a critical road known as the Baghdad-Damascus Highway.

Significant United States Armed Forces presence at the outpost began in early 2016 during the American-led intervention in the Syrian Civil War in order to train anti-Islamic State fighters of the New Syrian Army rebel group, which was dissolved and reemerged as the Revolutionary Commando Army in December 2016. As of 2019, the al-Tanf base continues to serve as the headquarters for the Revolutionary Commando Army and a garrisoned contingent of at least 200 U.S. soldiers operating on behalf of the CJTF-OIR Coalition.

Who are the New Syrian Army? Tracking all those idiots is annoying, but following a few links tells us they originated in a group including these guys - Nour al-Din al-Zenki Movement - whose main claim to fame is videoing themselves beheading a child. They also took Al Tanf originally fighting alongside the Forces of Martyr Ahmad al-Abdo, who decided to be evacuated to Idlib last year, the part of Syria run by Al Qaeda. I’m sure they’re a great bunch of lads.

Though the US is staying because it’s the main border crossing from Syria to Iraq to the South. They’re worried that without a presence there there’s a land route from Iran to Lebanon, and that would make Israel sad. Though given Trump’s actually an anti-war kind of guy, maybe he’ll pull out from here too soon enough.

Joe Biden’s son Hunter stepping down from Chinese board

This seems stupid and weak. Best option is to constantly denounce this issue as an absurd distraction, a fake news conspiracy theory that’s already been investigated numerous times. Use it to jiu-jitsu back to Trump’s corruption over and over.

Next best option may be to just ignore it. Guess who’s still governor of Virginia? Ralph “Blackface” Northam, that’s who.

Resigning from the board, along with Joe’s declaration that no family member will be involved in “foreign operations” just seems like an admission that what they’ve been doing is wrong or at least shady. In terms of making the issue go away, it’s obviously going to backfire.

Just like clockwork (WSJ):

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Some combination of Joffrey and Cersei

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It only works in some regard because they are both lecherous rapists prone to backstabbing anyone that benefits them. They both also have a massive chip on their shoulder about their (rightfully earned) poor reputations.

But i agree Frey is about 100x as smart as Trump.

SK2tTAb

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Time will tell if he best fits Danny’s brother Viserys

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Don’t forget to throw a little Hodor in there and you got it.

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That sounds like a challenge

Just by the by - is there a known issue where the formatting has severe difficulty with paragraphs? Neither quote-blocking nor italicising would capture all three line breaks. I could quote-block each chunk separately, but that looked horrible, and italics would only do the first and third chunk, leaving the middle unchanged. zikzak might need to climb out of the swimming pool of hoarded likes he splashes around in and take a look at that.

Wait, do we really have a limited number of likes? WTF? First you taunt us for not wanting to like anything, now you punish us for wanting to like more stuff?!

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You have more than enough likes. The wisdom and stewardship of Generalissimo zikzak ensures that Rational Liking leaves none wanting. Uphold zikzak thought.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183869189049737217
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183869954640228352
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It’s called winning the house of Representatives lol. You hijacked the Republican party. Stop projecting.

Also your party has gotten bludgeoned by the popular vote in both 2016 and 2018 so as far as things being Democratic
 fucking you up is quite literally the will of the people.

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Some day at some point someone will give an actual fuck what Mark Levin thinks about a topic

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Nope. Hard nope. Being tweeted by the POTUS is his high water mark.

Well boys, looks like we found Trump’s gimmick