The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

BREAKING: TRUMP WILL MEET WITH UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT TOMORROW

Itā€™s tricky, because Rudy is the most perfect fall guy anyone could ever ask for. Still, I donā€™t think itā€™s occurred to Trump that he could pin all of this on him.

This is insanely more informative than any of the explainer-pieces Iā€™ve seen in the news. can whoever is running the UP twitter feed signal boost this? @kre8tive

4 Likes

Thanks but fair warning to all: it was all off the top of my head, so it may not be perfect on the timeline.

1 Like

https://mobile.twitter.com/LarryPfeifferDC/status/1176587533322342400

https://mobile.twitter.com/ericuman/status/1176331601149616129

I can just hear Trump and Giuliani congratulating themselves over their genius plan to defeat Biden in the 2020 election. ā€œItā€™s perfect. Theyā€™ll never know what hit them. Gimme another bump.ā€

Hard day to be totally gloomy, but Iā€™ll be going to bed with a tread lightly mindset. If the complaint is a nothing burger and the whistle blower turns out to be a feeble Mueller style character, then the politics of this revert to the status quo very quickly. Not necessarily worse than a few weeks ago, but fundamentally the same. The hearings may be called impeachment hearings now but whether they unearth anything new, whether the stonewalling stops, or whether any impeachment vote is ever held will be subject to the same risk-averse calculus house leadership has been operating with.

Read the WaPo piece on Giuliani.

1 Like

Thatā€™s the hilarious part. They did this assuming Biden was gonna be the 2020 nominee. For all we know, Biden could drop out in 3 months.

If itā€™s what you say I love it

1 Like

Iā€™ll summarize days 1-9. Somebody else can do 10.

1 Like

Day 10: JackNicholsonYes.gif

1 Like

Who wants to join the Impeachment Defense Team?

https://twitter.com/MichaelCBender/status/1176616437932318721?s=19

There will magically be no money left over when this is all said and done.

1 Like

What Iā€™m hearing is that an unwatched pot very quickly gets impeached.

The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Do you like peaches? How do you like 'em peaches?

7 Likes

Who is going to double-match? Or do they mean that two people will be in charge of lighting the money on fire?

5 Likes

There is no greater punishment you could wish for his pampered silver spoon ass than to be put in a prison orange jumpsuit for a very longtime.

1 Like

What about making him watch all of his children die penniless and disgraced before him?