The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Primary everyone.

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I want to serve her at a BBQ hosted by AOC.

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Source?

Apparently it was doctored and not real.

Iā€™m not above using lol poker analogies and my favorite is Dems are the weak tight nits on the early episodes of WPT. The point is they only use game strategies within the narrowly-explored space it had been played in their limited experience. That includes not just tactics but also adjusting to things like violations of ā€œnormsā€ that act sort of as unwritten quasi-rules. Thereā€™s more order and less entropy when the norms are followed. But then they brought on Gus Hansen 5-betting ten high and they were all too chickenshit to take a good flip. Some even chided his play pointing out how foolish he was as he raked all the chips they folded away. And that is the eulogy of the weak tight nit: slowly bled out hoping for things to normalize and finally made a stand after the maniac had 99% of the chips in play.

Fuck. Thatā€™s totally me. God dammit.

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Inside straight draw? Whatā€™s is this 1977? :grinning:

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If Pelosi wants to make POTUS indictable, she could, I donā€™t know, pass that law now? Letā€™s make the Senate refuse to take up that legislation.

But nah weā€™ll maybe sorta kinda get to that later possibly if it pleases the GOP.

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I try to ignore the news and have done pretty well at it because WAAF, obviously.

But holy shit this is a blatantly impeachable offense and they moved past ā€œhe didnā€™t do itā€ in like 4 hours to ā€œhahaha lol libs, the fuck you gonna do?ā€

And the Democrats response isā€¦ā€œNothing. Absolutely nothing. Here is a letter.ā€

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7 kids WTF.

https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/1175202956624506881?s=21

Feels more and more likely weā€™re drawing live to Trump not leaving office no matter what happens in the election.

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Absolutely. Barr and Co well be investigating bogus voter fraud cases, and using them as basis for nullifying results.

Donā€™t be surprised if actual people go to jail too.

Some historians will probably date the start of the coup/end of the Republic with Mitch McConnell and Merrick Garland.

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What is the most aggressive action the Democrats have taken to do something?

Which letter?

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That time Pelosi held a vote about hate speech after Ilhan Omar said some things that idiots interpreted as anti-Semitic?

Pelosi Sarcastic SOTU Clap
https://imgur.com/gallery/NXzsJZn

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