The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Why stop there?

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1169383026888855552?s=19

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I didnā€™t think the meme potentiality of the executive order was possible to surpass, yet here we are.

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Cannot be topped

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169455923712221185
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169459039132102657
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https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1169419421292609536

Melania-Trump-frowning

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Yup, itā€™s going to get him any day now. Before you know it, Nancyā€™s going to be like, ā€œItā€™s time to impeach,ā€ and Mitch is going to get his caucus in line to convict. Then Donnie will realize he threw too many logs on the fire. Could be any day now, nunnehi!

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Keep extrapolating things Iā€™m not saying.

Iā€™m pretty sure you started an entire thread that cuseā€™s post could almost be the cliff notes forā€¦

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169578155096584192
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169578155948072962
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Our Clown in Chief is legit shook by Sharpiegate.

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We have to do homework to check the accuracy of his tweets warning people of natural disasters, makes sense.

He just wonā€™t stop digging this Alabama Hurricane hole. House should open an enquiry into who tampered with that map, itā€™d be a great way to distract him.

The inability to ever acknowledge any mistake or misstatement or wrongdoing of any kind is really healthy and never a sign of a poorly adjusted individual.

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I dont know why Iā€™m so absurdly entertained by this. Itā€™s just so fucking WEIRD. Heā€™s been hyping this hurricane in such a bizarre fashion. Like part of me wants to think heā€™s trying to hype it up so he can have some photoshoot down in florida of him in a raincoat hugging some fat white people but this is just soooooo weird, from day 1 he started tweeting about it.

We have the best hurricanes, the most beautiful hurricanes. Some say the most powerful Hurricanes that ever existed, in terms of weather. The Fake News media and the lyinā€™ democrats would like to take away our beautiful American hurricanes - WRONG! 5 more years! #MAGA

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He did the same hurricane hyping last year. Biggest ever. Wettest in terms of water. Never seen anything like it. Etc. Itā€™s a freeroll for him. If the storm ends up being totally devastating, he can say ā€œsee, I told you it would be bad. Obama could never predict storms like me.ā€ If it turns out to be a dud he can just claim victory ā€œbiggest storm ever but thanks to your favorite president DJT and my direction of FEMA there were no casualties.ā€