The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Probably took any forecast that day that included anything in Alabama and tossed them all on top of each other. I like the straight to Mexico line.

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Right next to Greenland

Not to defend Pence or anything, but he’s a fucking idiot like Trump. He probably assumes Ireland is small and that it wasn’t going to be a 3 hr trip.

How do you go back to older maps on that SFWMD website? I find the whole usage of that site very weird for a president. That’s the South Florida Water Management District.

Here’s some key information from their page:

NOTE:

  • National Hurricane Center advisories and County Emergency Management statements supersede the spaghetti plots referenced on this page.
  • The products are intended to complement National Hurricane Center discussions, not replace them.
  • These are automated products that have not been quality checked.
  • If anything on these products causes confusion, ignore the entire product.

I googled the initials and Aug 28 image results lol.

He stayed at a trump property.

Cool, I mean the NHC would never give a model that far out of where it’s going and all those gray spaghetti lines appear to be nothing but hot garbage anyway that you have to click on some speculative link to see (one of the images I clicked has some people on a forum showing the hurricane going up through MS and AL which is like what?). The NHC will say uncertainty uncertainty uncertainty until they’re sure. The only thing I think they’ve gotten wrong is that they didn’t expect it to stall over the Bahamas for something like 16 hours (I think they expected it to slow to 4 mph).

That’s probably giving the storm a slightly different track than the models, but the main models seem to have been fairly accurate outside of timing so far. Once it gets to a certain point they can look at weather patterns and see where it will head (I think they started doing that on Friday). Having some random automated b.s. on a website isn’t how this sort of thing is done and would cause evacuations to be unnecessary and cost a fortune if followed.

I personally don’t even understand why this is a story. Why does Trump care that he got wrong where a hurricane might strike? Why does he care so much about that that he altered a map as matty says is a felony? This is just so dumb I can’t even.

It’s not that he cares, or does not care, that he’s in the wrong.

His narcissistic mind will not allow him to be wrong, on anything, EVER, and he’s therefor subconsciously ‘willing’ to alter any reality, truth, or fact to support and validate his right-ness.

Dude is fucked in the head and this is a chef’s kiss perfect example of how his brain functions. He doesn’t think he altered that chart - he only sees it as reality because he simply cannot ever be incorrect.

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I love how this clown rarely mentions Mueller’s name anymore, but he’s made two tweets specifically aimed at his investigation. He’ll probably try to say, ‘Oh I meant Comey, not Mueller’. Keep logging that fire bruh.

It’s pathetic that by halfway through the first tweet I knew it was Lou Dobbs. This moron literally watches TV all day and live blog tweets it. You can set your watch by it and tell time based on who he is quoting.

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Imagine how many times he has to rewind the TiVo in order to get the quote correctly transcribed into his fucking presidential Jitterbug Twitter app.

He’s literally plopped in a recliner no more than like 3 feet from of a MASSIVE 100” screen watching Lou Dobb’s ultra HD skeleton mouth words - and he’s hitting rewind over and over and over and over until he captures the entire quote.

It’s probably one of his better, more consistent skills and I’m actually not joking. He can capture a mind numbing Fox News quote in < 30 rewinds. LMAO.

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This is the reality I’ve been accepting. He just sits on TV all fucking day. Fucking insanity.

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Weather guy on Rachel was super mad about this. He broke down everything and said the tweet was on September 1 where he claimed Alabama. No models near that day had Alabama. The one that he had was 4 days before the tweet, and wasn’t even from a good source as I described above.

I didn’t see the whole story, but I got the impression that this guy was absolutely dumbfounded that while a powerful and dangerous hurricane is in progress, and about to start doing its worst and prolonged damage to the U.S. that this is how he’s acting. He can’t believe the guy felt the need to construct a lie at a briefing about something that no one gave a crap about right in the middle of the event. I knew Dumb Donny wouldn’t handle this hurricane well, but who could have thought he would be this bad this early in it about stuff completely unrelated to this horrific storm?

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