The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Yea but that sounds too smart for him. I’m honestly just happy I can be genuinely entertained and not horrified at something he’s doing. Like this crap has had me legitimately chortling at my phone for days. The memes are incredible, I’m glad people are calling him out for this stuff.

That should ALWAYS be the play with him. Call him out and make fun of him, belittle him. He can NOT handle it and just doubles and quadruples down. That’s why whoever the 2020 candidate is, I want them to be someone who can get under his skin.

The Sharpie memes on Twitter are on point from what I’ve seen

https://twitter.com/leokapakosny/status/1169551733506412545?s=21

https://twitter.com/cu1gallery/status/1169580133264572417?s=21

https://twitter.com/lost_droids/status/1169588218146295809?s=21

There are loads more

Kamala or Warren saying “Oh Donald, don’t you have a hurricane to tend to in Alabama?” during one of the debates next year would be hilarious.

If I’m the nominee I spend all my debate time ignoring whatever the question was and just quoting Trump in context until time runs out

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Trump wants everything associated with him to be the BIGGEST, even if it’s a tragedy.

My personal one time is for Warren to quote “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo, either the “radio edit” (why men great 'till they gotta be great?"), or the straight fire edition (“I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% that bitch.”)

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Thanks Awval

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What’s that saying about keeping your mouth shut so you don’t seem like an idiot?

Yet to be born historians will marvel at Trump. The prompt for the 2090 AP history test will be, “Explain the presidency of Donald Trump.”

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I have a feeling Trump’s parents never really went over the whole boy who cried wolf thing with young Donald.

I have a feeling that young Donald being a perpetual disappointment to his father was all young Donald’s fault. Dear old dad was a huge prick, but his son really was a huge fuck up. Maybe he would have never been satisfied, but there’s a decent chance he could have been by a kid that didn’t suck so hard.

Donald is the biggest Fredo I’ve ever seen seriously. Both in the sense that he’s not a very good family member, and in the sense that he’s just wildly unsuited to the position in the world he was born into.

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I think just consistently calling him Alabama Don would amuse me.

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He is the natural disaster president. He thinks that natural disasters gives him a chance to be bipartisan presidential.

He is wrong.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1169606999505592320?s=19

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We’re long overdue for some kind of reckoning with the Hollywood/entertainment industry that made Trump a public name. They all knew exactly what kind of person Trump was but they still played along with his fake businessman shtick and gave him his own show.

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