The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Xi can trigger him like no other.

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At least the Dow can pass 25k again now.

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Heā€™s just mad because yet another counterparty in a negotiation has decided that fighting him is a better line than talking to him. Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it againā€¦ as a professional negotiator my very educated opinion is that DJT is a truly terrible negotiator who blows up every deal where he isnā€™t getting absolutely fucked. The prospect of fucking him with maximum force is the only reason anyone would bother negotiating with himā€¦ which explains why most of the deals heā€™s done in his career were him getting absolutely railed and losing a ton of his dads money.

With guys like him you take what youā€™d normally charge/pay and double/half it because you know heā€™s not going to hold up his end at ALL and youā€™re only going to recover what your lawyers can garnish basically. Thatā€™s a lot of extra work, and only worth it if youā€™re getting a deal with so much profit that you canā€™t say no.

Occasionally someone who doesnā€™t know better negotiates with Trump in good faith and he inevitably fucks them over even when thatā€™s not close to the right line scorpion and the frog styleā€¦ which the competent people watch and think ā€œI am never ever doing a remotely fair deal with that guyā€.

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The market hasnt reacted at allā€¦ nothing makes sense

Woops. I ponied myself. LOL. After the tweets I looked and dow was up +30. Now I get out of the shower 20 mins later and itā€™s hemmorhaging.

Everyone who is not 25th amendmenting Trump should be impeached.

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lmao did he really just order all american companies to stop doing business with china???

And this was the moment the stock market started really tanking. The waterfall of LOLs was matched only by the waterfall of the stock market.

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He did. By the power vested in him by Twitter, he now orders trade with China to end.

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[Color=Red]ā€œAmerican companies are hereby ordered ā€¦ā€[/Color]

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