The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Can we say Trump pozzed the Dow?

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Buy canned goods.

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Trump has officially lost WSB after no stimulus. He’s doing a great job of making the wrong decision every single time. If we fade nuclear disaster then things are looking up.

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Pure hell. He’s just going to be selling 1000s of pardons and scorched earth everything. Lots of tut-tutting.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisMarquette_/status/1313560451784081408

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“ Holy shit the fucking mango just tanked the economy with a single tweet”

“ Orange is sus.”

“ SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY”

“ Covid you only had one job”

“ This proves Donald got replaced by a clone while in the hospital yesterday. This isn’t him, he’s supposed to be a permabull.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/1021376957081161728

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https://mobile.twitter.com/aidansmx_/status/1313278556252696578

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I was thinking some more about this.

The reason Kellyanne shames her daughter instead of helping her could be that she believes that shaming her IS helping her. The strict father approach assumes that children must be disciplined and punished to help them resist their authentic self and learn to first obey. Shame is one of the most effective tools to abuse someone into obedience.

Thank you for coming to today’s episode of Armchair Parenting.

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Paid between $0 and ~$15 in income tax.

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Does meth make you feel younger? It sure the hell makes people look about 20 years older.

I feel like this is the point where Trump starts holding a gun to the country’s head wrt to the stimulus, and hinting at all the terrible things he could do if he’s not re-elected.

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Yes.

Because it makes you feel 20 years younger.

Meth doesn’t do a lot to destroy your body. It’s the things you do (or don’t do) when you’re on it. Why eat when you never feel hungry? You won’t even remember to brush your teeth. You’ll be too busy–man I don’t even know what you’d be doing, but it wouldn’t be productive and it wouldn’t be healthy.

It’s so stupid. All he had to say was he will continue to fight tirelessly to negotiate a fair deal for all Americans, then just continue to blame the Dems. His voters have already shown they’ll eat that up for three meals a day, yet his strategy is to now tell those people vote for me or else? I mean wtf?

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It’s more of that “I alone can fix it” horse shit.

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My dad was a big practitioner of this. He thought that shame was a universal motivator. Never got that it just made me feel worse without making me want to improve.

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Hard disagree on this one. Meth is usually mixed with all sorts of toxic shit and fucks with your body, especially your heart, just fine all on its own

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1313575653342666752?s=21

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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

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There’s a whole thread here that’s worth reading ^

It touches on a lot–our country’s shitty healthcare, how shitty the entertainment industry is, how shitty the news industry is, how shitty the pharmaceutical industry is, how shi…

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