The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

LFS · October 30, 2020, 1:27pm

IF I AM ELECTED STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT WE WILL HAVE FREE ICE CREAM IN THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. VOTE!

TheHip41 · October 30, 2020, 1:28pm

TWO LUNCHES EVERYDAY

Chippa58 · October 30, 2020, 1:30pm

The 2nd Amendment part is important because many of us will want to shoot ourselves if he’s elected again. I think there are less messy ways to do it though.

realDonaldTrump · October 30, 2020, 1:37pm

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1322170415700152320
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Marksman · October 30, 2020, 1:41pm

JUDGE MATHIS!

Marksman · October 30, 2020, 1:42pm

23RD AMENDMENT!

Marksman · October 30, 2020, 1:43pm

He has now spent multiple days talking about his package woes like some kind of wack YouTuber.

CanadaMatt3004 · October 30, 2020, 1:49pm

I honestly think they dont need it for the ratings. They have to be crushing headed into what will surely be the highest voter turnout election in decades just running their regular programming

CanadaMatt3004 · October 30, 2020, 1:49pm

Much percentages itt

DrJenniferMelfi · October 30, 2020, 1:59pm

In my little town something has been trending for the past several days: Yards that have Trump signs (and even some that don’t) are now also featuring “Back the Blue” signs and or that stupid flag with the blue line. Now, many already had it, of course. But just within the past several days, really since Monday, I am noticing a massive ramp-up in the numbers of these signs. They’re EVERYWHERE. I’m even seeing them in yards that don’t have Trump signs at all.

Is anyone seeing similar things in your area? Does anyone hate-follow the derposphere enough to provide clues on this? Between this and the Walmart thing, it seems like they are hedging for (or perhaps word is being passed around right wing derp channels?) that there’s a really good chance for civil unrest starting next week and maybe it’s a good idea to show which team you’re on before the shit hits the fan.

Cornboy · October 30, 2020, 2:05pm

Reply All had an episode a few months ago about a high school student council election, where one candidate promised a party every month, then tried to scam his way into office:

Chippa58 · October 30, 2020, 2:09pm

I still think if dems were serious about winning this thing they would enlist a couple hundred people to stand in line at every precinct on election day to delay and discourage Trumpkins. When they get to the front of the line they could ask the old lady to check and see if their mail-in ballot had arrived. “Ok thanks.” And then go to the back of the line.

mosdef · October 30, 2020, 2:09pm

Excuse me sir but “free” ice cream is SOSHULISM.

mosdef · October 30, 2020, 2:10pm

#HOBBITS4TRUMP

LikeClockwork · October 30, 2020, 2:17pm

Also they won’t control either chamber of the legislature so if they want to carry on with the Hunter stuff it’ll just be them whining to Fox news about it.

VoteForSocialists · October 30, 2020, 2:43pm

first time i’m hearing joe biden lives the life of a billionaire.

LFS · October 30, 2020, 3:00pm

mosdef wants MORE HOMEWORK, NO RECESS, and YOUR PARENTS TO GET DIVORCED. Vote!

VoteForSocialists · October 30, 2020, 3:02pm

yes, they are replacing the american flag with something that fits better for a police state.

anon10387340 · October 30, 2020, 3:14pm

He lays in bed watching Fox News, tweeting nonsense, and inhaling Big Macs?

Marksman · October 30, 2020, 3:18pm

I still remember my senior class president race. Both guys were friends of mine. One was very serious, very political minded, valedictorian, national delegate judicial branch Youth in Government. The other was a fun loving partier who promised good times and Pepsi.

Obviously the later won. To be fair he had the blood line as his mother later went on to become a congresswoman and has remained there for decades.