The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

on second thought I am really sure that is NOT the first use, I think the first time it was used literally two people (one of whom was definitely borodog, the second of whom might have been me but I don’t think so) posted pictures of ponies within seconds of each other in response to some third poster’s complaint about not getting free stuff

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You’re missing two stars

It smells very much like Jacob Wohlesque bullshittery

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This is the earliest usage of it I can find, so the UBB archives would have the first time.

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That last sentence hurts.

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Actually, It figuratively means you’re riding a “slow pony” and need a new one so you can better keep pace with the thread.

Literally, it means you’ve posted something that was already posted/covered upthread.

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Let’s not Vince words.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321914488984018944
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Literally the President running for re election

Not a politician

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I assume YOU is the acronym for some Russian agency that Putin uses to pay Trump.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321916841581666304
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LOL right? Just like Fox isn’t a part of the MSM.

Updated this for you @MrWookie

Once Upon a Time in COVID

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This made a recurrence today. Loved it.

After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

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https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/status/1321580307749982208?s=20

A supercut of Trump’s racist remarks over the years

The original instance was two ACists, I thought it was Borodog and pvn, but maybe it was Nielsio or Tom Veil or one of the others with Borodog, both making the same joke about government handouts by posting a pic of a pony (government health care is one step away from free ponies for everyone, you see). YOUR PONY TOO SLOW was the response from the poster of the first pony to the poster of the second. It was first on the old forum so if the archives are lost, there’ll be no finding it.

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This makes sense.

For another blast from the past,

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I’ve been getting owned for over 12 years.

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no annoying loud fireworks, no relatives at holidays, no celebrations (graduations = stupid, weddings = giant waste of money) like graduations and weddings? Where can I find such a paradise?

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