The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Well played!

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I just assumed it implied that you were either receiving or sharing news with the speed of the Pony Express vs modern forms of communication.

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I know that every time I text my good friends, I always identify myself by name

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Hmm maybe that’s it I could be wrong.

Then again the Pony Express guys didn’t ride literal ponies so who the hell knows

Imagine if Biden replaced the US flag with this at his rallies.

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I always thought it referred to a horse race, as in your pony was the second to cross the line with that news. Slow pony.

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I think he should make it the official flag of the US.

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Add some stars!!

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:nerd_face: technically your #1 tip is two different tips.

Time for a new flag anyways. Need a redesign with 52 states.

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Since UPS found the documents, this theory that someone was spying on them to steal the documents is complete hogwash.

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The good news is we should be able to burn their made up flag with impunity and they will not care.

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how many out of 25k in omaha ended up with frost-bite tho?

lol at trmp not dying while doing 5 rallies a day. good luck ahole

We should ask @pvn what he recalls about the pony meme, since he once declared it to be a 2+2 original.

General Tsao thought it originated with Borodog, who appears to have originally used it in the form “MY PONY TOO SLOW” (all caps). The genesis lies somewhere in UBB-era 2+2.

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There’s a Blue Lives flag in my neighborhood. I’m tempted to go rip it down at 3am. But the owner probably has some kind of camera on it I’m guessing.

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You also have a good shot at being gunned down in their yard

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