The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

that’s funny because i agree they’re not the same person but the one on the right is the fake one. unless she’s looking at a child falling down a well or something

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IMO there are fake Melanias, but Trump doesn’t know. Melania#1 hired them so she doesn’t have to be near Donnie Dumb Dumb every day.

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I believe this one

Then Trump unified them into one giant shithole, and they had a big boat parade. That led to the great shithole sinking of 2027. The seas were angry, my friend! There were fat white people doggie paddling all over Lake Donald that day.

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This must be a mistake, I was told I was basically bedwetting with these fears like 12 hours ago.

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But they had great walls. Some say the greatest walls.

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They are not the same person and they are both fake.

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I agree with this. Given Trump’s personality disorders it is unlikely he would actually notice if his wife was his wife or not.

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I estimate a 5% chance this has happened and will be revealed as a Sacha plant when Borat 3: Melania Redux drops Nov 3 midnight.

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I was thinking the same, bold to tweet a video featuring fake Mel!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321190293174059008
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