The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

turning in the rest of your cards? what kind of grandpa poker are these republicans playing

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But he promised 31 !!!

I know Iā€™m replying to the bot, but holy shit. Anybody that listens to that answer that comes away with ā€œThis guy definitely know what heā€™s talking about and isnā€™t completely bullshitting every line he just spokeā€ is an absolute imbecile.

Iā€™ve been trying to put myself in Trump supporterā€™s shoes to see if Iā€™m biased, but I just cannot see how anybody can believe he knows what heā€™s talking about. ā€œWe have 5 more countries that are going to sign a deal after the election, but really itā€™s like 9. And the Sudanese were really hostile to Israel (?!).ā€

You have to be half brain-dead to understand and/or believe any of it.

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https://twitter.com/barnyboatman/status/1321109597009203201?s=20

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I will say, my favorite thing about the Trump presidency is the devotion to the Melania double conspiracy (or is it?).

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a fake Melania. Why wouldnā€™t there be? Everything else about Trump is fake. Besides, Melania lives a wealthy life. She obviously hates being around people not connected to wealth. She doesnā€™t GAF about being Trumpā€™s eye candy.

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Was there ever a real Melania?

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Iā€™m a wizard. I also bet Trump to win, so I hope Iā€™m a bootleg discount trash-tier wizard.

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This election is the absolute peak for bad poker analogies.

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This election is the nuts for bad poker analogies.

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@BadPokerAnalogy is a good poster

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Folks, it takes real selflessness to post an unrendered link. Instead of getting those sweet likes, Trolly is pushing us all to click the link and read for ourselves.

A true American and a Patriot.

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A part of me thinks itā€™s a dumb conspiracy but another part of me thinks some of the ā€œfake Melaniasā€ really do look like theyā€™re not Melania. idk, I could go either way on this.

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https://t.co/3nVSFAxSVA?amp=1

Biden has proven he can end an epidemic. Swine Flu is no longer a pressing issue. The COVD President, on the other handā€¦

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https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1321138640794378242?s=20

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The real Melania was theā€¦

I donā€™t really care, do u?

There is just no way the one on the left here is Melania. And these two photos are not of the same person!

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Obviously the one on the left is fake. The telltale sign is:

Melania is holding his hand

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