The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1313077368853090305

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Itā€™s not useless, but evidence kinda suggests a placebo effect doing much of the work.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1313116732626624517?s=20

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LOL I probably shouldnā€™t ever eat my MILā€™s (fairly lousy) cooking ever again huh? Shit I probably shouldnā€™t eat my momā€™s cooking either. Who knew that one of my biggest mortality risks was being poisoned.

EDIT: Hahahaha Trump did. Thatā€™s why he likes fast food. I absolutely love the direction this train of thought took me. Iā€™m going to miss this when I get adderall in the next 24-48 hours.

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I donā€™t get it, did you think it was a sexual thing? Or is there a new meaning to dude that I donā€™t know?

Yeah itā€™s not you. My mind just goes pervy sometimes.

Iā€™ll assume youā€™ve never seen someone getting intubated or having chest compressions performed on them. I assure you itā€™s not at all sexy (although thereā€™s probably some group out there that fetishizes it!)

I havenā€™t. Rest assured Iā€™m convinced (Iā€™m sure!)

I do own the game Surgeon Simulator.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922
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Libs need to be signing up for this

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Oh goddamnit

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Kayleigh McEnaney tests positive.

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Nazi Barbie has the Rona

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Thatā€™s too bad.

Source?

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313138387994509313

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Weā€™re getting close to having a White House with herd immunity.

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The current campaign manager of the week does too, no idea what his name is and donā€™t care to look it up.

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