The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1313077368853090305

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It’s not useless, but evidence kinda suggests a placebo effect doing much of the work.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1313116732626624517?s=20

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LOL I probably shouldn’t ever eat my MIL’s (fairly lousy) cooking ever again huh? Shit I probably shouldn’t eat my mom’s cooking either. Who knew that one of my biggest mortality risks was being poisoned.

EDIT: Hahahaha Trump did. That’s why he likes fast food. I absolutely love the direction this train of thought took me. I’m going to miss this when I get adderall in the next 24-48 hours.

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I don’t get it, did you think it was a sexual thing? Or is there a new meaning to dude that I don’t know?

Yeah it’s not you. My mind just goes pervy sometimes.

I’ll assume you’ve never seen someone getting intubated or having chest compressions performed on them. I assure you it’s not at all sexy (although there’s probably some group out there that fetishizes it!)

I haven’t. Rest assured I’m convinced (I’m sure!)

I do own the game Surgeon Simulator.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922
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Libs need to be signing up for this

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Oh goddamnit

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Kayleigh McEnaney tests positive.

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Nazi Barbie has the Rona

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That’s too bad.

Source?

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313138387994509313

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We’re getting close to having a White House with herd immunity.

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The current campaign manager of the week does too, no idea what his name is and don’t care to look it up.

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