The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Stockpile bricks and pitchforks.

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Somehow I didn’t realize that the confirmation vote was tomorrow.

The US, Brazil, Egypt, Hungary, Indonesia and Uganda.

As a small child I dreamed of a day we could join this exclusive club.

As for the election, we are so close. Trump has been kept on his heels for the entirety of the stretch run. Even COVID-19 said “F this guy and helped out.” I am not trying to jinx anything but this is vastly different from 2016.

Since we are in such illustrious company on abortion, perhaps we could join another group of countries who exile their former leaders. I would love to get periodic updates how Trump is doing in exile, never again being allowed back into the US.

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Philadelphia’s own Jake Tapper GOAT

COME ON CUSE! make me give up my life long hate of philly and all of Pennsylvania by delivering an electoral college victory to Biden. I am ready to repent.

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Look at the flag in the background.

You’re like twenty posts from getting kicked in the nuts but your pony

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big soy is fucking awful for the environment

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I misread this at first as his covid plan being announced after the pandemic.

True. It is somewhere around 99% GMO I believe.

I hope the swearing in is a super-spreader event attended by all the conservative justices.

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Like here is this douchenozzle writing an “academic” paper concluding that payday lending is awesome.

https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=BNNxwBoAAAAJ#d=gs_md_cita-d&u=%2Fcitations%3Fview_op%3Dview_citation%26user%3DBNNxwBoAAAAJ%26citation_for_view%3DBNNxwBoAAAAJ%3Ad1gkVwhDpl0C

Great job WSJ

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320585745032269825
( twitter | raw text )

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no, that’s not what’s wrong with it. gmo’s themselves are fine, but farming in general is super sus. if they solve cow farts, milk/steak are back in vogue. soy is awful because it’s like 2% of land under a monoculture that drains the soil of organics.

Yeah, look, if he wins it’s a wrap. There’s no need for any veil at all anymore. Anybody who says no to him on anything at any point in time will be replaced with someone who knows how to say yes.

Which will lead directly to…

This.

Sorry, my pony was busy knocking on 99 doors in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

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I believe we will do it, I’m behaving as though I think we’re neck and neck.

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Oh well that’s going to be waaaayyyyy before even the midpoint of the pandemic.

10 more doors, bitch.

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