The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

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I get some Australian channels and I stumbled upon sky news or whatever it is and was shocked. Seemed exactly like Fox News.

The play Trumpā€™s staff should have made is when they found out he had the VID, to set up a photo op at a childrenā€™s Covid ward. If no such thing exists you make one lickety split.

Then the president visits, sans mask, and tells the children he is there for them, and they should not be scared.

Couple days later announce the POZZ. Done and dusted.

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Iā€™d like to try Melatonin because Iā€™ve been having a really difficult time sleeping for some reason lately and been mostly using edibles, but would like not to. I thought I heard it should only be used occasionally and not every night. Know anything about that?

I got a chuckle at the thought of him having to watch his pals on Fox News call him fat and overweight all day long Friday

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Well yeah Murdoch pretty much copied his US flagship although it would surely have a lower viewership % than Fox in the US. I still think conservative radio (the station is called 2GB) is very much the voicebox of the far right nutjobs over here as opposed to TV.

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A friend of mine was hospitalized with a severe case of covid same day as Trump and I can tell you that he hasnā€™t felt like texting much

I know a lot of elderly people who eat like shit. In fact, most of them do

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Audio of Melania saying she hopes he fucking dies would be pretty sweet, but sheā€™s probably being a bit more careful with her words these days.

Hey, remember Trumpā€™s amazing coup that was going to win him the election? You know, Sudanese diplomatic recognition of Israel?

Well, no, obviously you donā€™t what with the pace of events. Though thatā€™s not to say itā€™s completely forgotten!

Sudanā€™s fragile interim government is sharply divided over normalizing relations with Israel, as it finds itself under intense pressure from the Trump administration to become the third Arab country to do so in short order ā€” after the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain.

I imagine itā€™s fine, I mean not like the government was only formed after months of protest that saw the military literally massacring the people itā€™s now in a coalition with. Oh, wait!

Yeah, the Pod Save the World guys talked about this on their last episode. Itā€™s so fucking stupid and evil.

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Itā€™s the new Unstuck MO. Even the mods do it. Get with the programme!

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ALL CAPS ARE BASTARDS!

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Yes.

Yeah, it didnā€™t do Elvis, Michael Jackson and Princeā€™s life expectancies much good.

I donā€™t think the relationship between wealth and quality of health care is always linear.

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