The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

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Wow

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A noun, a verb, and a girl between 9 and 11

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this ad was out like a week ago btw, it doesn’t fucking matter

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resorting to daily wire polls, SAD

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Who didn’t win tonight’s debate: representative samples.

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Without the music Rudy probably comes off a lot less creepy.

lol

Mr Jenius won. No reason to hold the election now.

Hilarious part is he thinks he deserves that because he managed to not shit the bed.

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I’m not married so I don’t know. How exactly do you explain this to your wife? “But honey, you have to understand… I thought I was getting laid!” Doesn’t seem like it would be effective.

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Who won the Debate
  • Trump
  • Biden
  • America
  • Not America

0 voters

I’m not America and I didn’t win shit.

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probably belongs in the debate thread but his stupid tweets are here:

https://twitter.com/christos_ioa/status/1319509254324195329

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