The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/yeahokisee/status/1319061907513528320?s=19
https://twitter.com/SweenyFrank/status/1319082294192140289?s=19

Short of using nukes

We aren’t massacring Iran in a war.

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First you have to cut off his head and drive a stake through his heart
Then burn the body iirc

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Gotta think foreign governments prefer the guy they can bribe

hand cancer

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https://twitter.com/LaurieLassley/status/1319048566430715904?s=19

I think the diagnosis is that he’s got blood on his hands.

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if we were talking about norway or scotland or canada i would agree that we’d definitely never use nukes

yeah they’re super bruised but why?

looks like he’s been poked with needles a bunch. probably on dialysis for stage 9 soul cancer

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https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/1318963633276153856

image

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This is the best general info I’ve found so far. I’d think an experienced Dr could say more and, more importantly, tell us if he’s gonna die in a few days, a few months, or not until someone drives a silver stake through his heart.

The senate is really just a retirement home with self-important patients.

but any moron probably wasn’t collecting exploits to windows ce diebolt machines for a few years leading upto 2020

The governor appoints the replacement until the next general election (where that winner serves the rest of the term) like most states since you asked.

(unless it looks like it might happen and they have time to change it)

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If they don’t have a super majority then gov can veto. Who was the guy that lost the primary to McGrath? I want that guy.

no, it’s KY simple majority overrides veto.

Guys! Guys! Speculating about Mitch’s imminent demise and the process for his replacement is most unseemly. Let’s maintain an appropriate level of decorum, shall we?

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One time???

F KY. use astroglide

My first thought was a rough IV in each arm. My moms hands were super bruised and fucked up from bad IVs last time she went to the hospital. That said, they weren’t THAT bad and my mom gets bruised and bleeds insanely from like the tiniest of cuts.

I think around his mouth looks similar. Of course some things could be bogus.