The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

iran needs to elect a chubby persian ayatollah born into obscene wealth and they’re on track to be part of the g8

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Iran’s still got the problem of most everyone else in trump’s party has been frothing to blow them all up. Russia just continues to laugh their asses off.

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Well that makes sense in Trump logic then. It WOULD present a danger to his campaign. It would also present a danger to Biden’s campaign, but nobody cares about that guy. He’s not even an elected official!

Jesus Schumer is like the visual for milquetoast

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Uh, not when Trump thought having Bolton on staff was a good idea, no. Who knows what he could do next. Sure, Bolton is gone now, but Trump is not easy to predict on foreign policy. Seems like a supporter of the nuclear deal is much lower variance.

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If you are a dictator on Trump’s good side, sure, you want him there, but Iran in particular is the country Trump is most likely to attack.

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I think the logic is that by pretending to be Proud Boys that would hurt Trump thinking that he inspired them.

I prefer the “wtf are you talking about ratface? They were threatening democrats”. What a douche that guy is. But he just locked up his Pardon.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1319100651582881793

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Obama lucky Benghazi Barry doesn’t roll off the tongue quite right.

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Kenyan Barack Hussein Obama did for them anyway

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Advanced leprosy?

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Mitch rotting away with leprosy as he fucks the country over would be quite the legacy.

Can we get one of our Drs to opine on whether Mitch’s hands are indicative of an underlying health condition?

One of my friends said that his father’s hands looked like that and it was from diabetes.

https://twitter.com/chey_cobb/status/1319068955286396935?s=19
https://twitter.com/bahia_lourdes/status/1319071344496173059?s=19

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Liver cancer? Thoughts and prayers motherfucker.

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KY has a Dem governor. If Mitch bites it, what is the replacement process?