The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1316058353697726465
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This is funny: I just finished Lake Success by Gary Shteyngart, which takes place in the lead-up to and immediate aftermath of Trump’s election. Referring to the stock market jump after Trump’s victory, we’re told that “markets basically behave like a middle-aged white man.”

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thanks much!
hmm tough choice

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Feb 1st seems like the obvious choice.

I just like democracy basketball!

Gooo democracy basketball!

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Is she always dressed like an extra in The Fifth Element or what’s going on here?

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Michelle Obama showed her shoulders once.

visit scenic Rhode Island

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don’t nobody tell him about SEXTUPLE

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You ignore-the-bot guys suck. This is what we deserve. This is what our country voted for. Live the bot. Breath the bot. Embrace the bot.

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We should all be grateful goofyballer didn’t code the bot to post retweets, a full force Trumpbot would bring this forum to its knees.

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I was actually thinking to make a retweet bot but I a) it looks like Joe might actually win and b) I think we’ve all been tortured sufficiently enough as is…

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1316067088050597889?s=19

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i approve of a thread with both trmp retweets and biden retweets. i’d like to watch the 4d chess meta-battle

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That’s a little preview, those aren’t even all his retweets from that hour. I didn’t even notice him eating the onion up top with the Babylon Bee retweet, lol.

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me at the crib

image

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Working hard!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1316075346127663105
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He wants you to join him in ______ for a chance to catch covid and die

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Is 8NEWS the official news channel of 8chan? :thinking:

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