The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

fuck you, indigenous peoples!

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https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1314359696673984520

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https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1315662716019920898

FUUUUUUUUCK YOU AP

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This dance guarantees Florida will go blue

Change the signs to Jung-Un and overdub the words into Korean and you wouldn’t be able to tell that this was in America.

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If I’m not mistaken, the cheerleaders in the thumbnail went on to sue Trump for reneging on their deal with the Trump campaign. Just another day in Trump world.

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I mean are we sure that robots aren’t writing AP’s copy nowadays?

idk if it’s really burying news, they’ve been openly talking about it for a couple weeks at least.

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Wonder if they ever got paid.

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official presidential statements have been flowing describing trump’s plan to get the supreme court to “help” decide the election. even ted cruz is openly talking about it, he didn’t slip, it’s no secret. they’re gonna try to stop voting asap and it’ll get to the supreme court by like 10am wednesday nov 4

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1315676099322490881

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Trumps best chance at victory is having someone give joe some Russian soup.

Hope it doesn’t come to that.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/eric-trump-cancels-gun-shop-event-after-former-employee-is-linked-to-gov-whitmer-kidnapping-plot/#.X4SciJY8wxE.twitter

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The point is the AP treats it like no big deal - when they were breathless about her emails and the 2 minute tarmac meeting.

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No. See, the way it works is there’s this thing called free will. And brother have they got a lot of will.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1315702975319470080

Ponied but worth listening to again…

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1315696034790748167

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https://twitter.com/CateWalton59/status/1315487209441628160?s=20

Stop erasing women

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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1315704282176466944

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This pudding-brained loser actually thinks the Dow going up is validating his regime instead of reacting to polls showing him about to suffer an all-time curb stomping.

He really is dumber than dirt.

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