The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

wow, already saying ‘you’re welcome’. meanwhile his new & better healthcare plan isn’t even being unveiled for another 2 weeks

Give him a break, he’s only been out a week

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1315687359564976136

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https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1315687823266246656

no masks, no testing. he is the avatar of modern reactionary conservatism: give me a situation where i do not have to experience one moment of mild discomfort, or give me death

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Amazing! He’s so astute! What a great answer…

…from May 2019.

Wow, it’s almost like no one was actually paying attention.

proof: https://twitter.com/HI4Pete/status/1315512306776776707?s=20

Or give other people death.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315695492676890631
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Man Trump might have had me if he made a tweet for every state saying it’s hell.

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If you’re just going to make shit up, why stop at quadruple? Oh right, biggest multiplier he can name.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315697299192975362
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OMG five hours later I suddenly got this joke.

Pretty lame joke, though, Donnie. CMON MAN

Trump is running into his own endzone.

Oh, shit. Ponied.

Not quite.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315706457271267329
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