The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

That Jon cooper guy has been peddling this same resignation baloney since before impeachment https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1314998065259065346?s=21

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I mean, what’s the worst-case scenario for these doctors if they do the right thing instead of licking Trump’s boots? They get kicked out of Walter Reed and go back to being highly-respected physicians making a paltry 200k? Like how much better can you fucking eat?

Side note: ikestoys was born and bred to be one of these doctors, right? “We looked at his lungs and didn’t see anything unexpected” feels like a classic ikestoys line. Like, oh, this guy was shot in the head with a shotgun but we looked into it and didn’t see anything unexpected.

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My assumption is that these doctors are deplorables like Ronny Jackson, and happy to do it.

Edit: Just read the letter, the doctor who wrote it was actually handpicked by Ronny Jackson to replace him.

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These jokers aren’t even good at lying. They don’t realize that they need to construct a plausible reality and then describe it. They’re using weasel words, which is what you do when you’re trying to hide the truth without lying, but they’ve also been caught in numerous lies.

Like, dumbass, you’re lying here. That’s what’s happening. Explain the best possible reality that gives you outs in case things turn south.

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Right, like my 7 year old lies like this.

“Has the President been on oxygen”

“Not today!!!l

Morons, the lot of them.

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The best people

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1315074766009634817

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https://twitter.com/chuckgrassley/status/1315089079487336448?s=21

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I don’t know.

Transparent avoidance allows them to meet both of their objectives.

  1. Meet whatever ridiculous demand trump has imposed on them.

  2. Not commuting medical malpractice or say an outright lie.

Supporting Donny or being believed isn’t something they care about

Ladies and Gentlemen, the fourth in the presidential line of succession during a national pandemic where at least two in front of him have Covid. Oh what a time to be alive.

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Grassley somehow has a worse twitter situation than Hermain Cain.

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So glad this 87 year old is one of the 50 most powerful people in the country.

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Maybe he’s dead.

They have to deal with whatever donald trump just said so it’s impossible to construct a plausible reality.

Lol Preet

https://twitter.com/preetbharara/status/1315113217908191233?s=21

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He won me over with the pigeon bit.

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Like most people, I used to have an extraordinary respect for doctors, but interacting with ikes and that ophthalmologist dickhead on 22 who was like “How much is your sight worth to you? That’s how much I should be paid!” has done so much to sour my opinion on all of them. It’s the only profession where people with a post-graduate degree insist on being called “Doctor;” in hindsight, that’s a huge tell.

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Gotta be honest I can’t translate that Grassley tweet into something I can understand at all, can anyone help?

I had a similar interaction with a Ranger turned surgeon I mentioned before who backed out of a bet on whether or not he paid 50% of his income in taxes and didn’t understand marginal tax rates like mickeybahbah. He thought he was so right and putting me down about it until he quick googled before booking our bet.

Kayleigh trump presser been on. FNC several times lately fr isolation location. She need to put new battery in little clock behind her It’s stopped at10:10

Kayleigh’s Trump presser has been on Fox News Channel several times lately from isolation. She needs to put a new battery in the little clock behind her. It’s stopped at 10:10.

https://twitter.com/csduke5/status/1315116136615247872

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Shitty post. Effed up my copy paste. Ignore.