The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

I was expecting “undertaker” but that works.

C’mon Trump, wake the fuck up and Tweet!

Dow is over 28K again for Chrissake. Sleepy Joe Biden is getting free airtime and softballs from FAKE NEWS and CLINTON ENABLER George Snuffaluffagus. Fraudulent MAIL-IN voting is happening all over.

What are you waiting for!?

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Is he dead?

You’re joking, but it is notable that Trump has completely given up on pushing the one thing that likely propelled him to victory in 2016, hatred of immigrants and building the wall. Now all he does is bitch about democrats. I can’t see that firing the base up as much.

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Like wtf. How can these people be real? It breaks my brain. I consider myself highly empathetic and outstanding at putting myself in someone else’s shoes but I can’t figure these people out at all. It gives me physical pain to try and comprehend the decision to take this photo.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1314913580551032834

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https://mobile.twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1314716525165793280

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I was really banking on him saying that he owns funeral homes or makes caskets or something like that.

But debt relief companies? Holy shit what a scumbag. Like the lowest of the low when it comes to human beings.

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You might be equating debt relief with debt collection

afaik debt relief is a euphemism for debt collection

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1314792134424309761

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Christie just shouldn’t let the virus dominate his life.

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What do they do?

True story the family business on my mom side of the family is operating a funeral home which was founded by my great grandfather in 1915!!! and was passed down to my grandfather, uncle, and now my cousin. My mom and her 7 siblings grew up in the 3 story funeral home where they lived on the top two floors while funerals were held on the ground floor and I dunno they had stacks of dead bodies in the basement that they’d embalm or whatever creepy shit happens at one of those places.

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/find-debt-relief

debt buyers, debt relief, debt collectors is all basically the same

They fuck with you once they dbet from other companies trying to get it back

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“Leave the Remdesivir. Take the cannolis.”

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I wonder if banks/employees ever just invent a debt out of thin air when selling it to one of those companies. If all you need is a name, SSN and debt amount in an Excel spreadsheet, what’s to stop the seller from making it up about anyone whose SSN they have? As a bonus, John Oliver said some states will automatically presume the info is correct.

The bottom line is that Trumper is doing better under Trump because so many people have crippling debt.

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Amazing on so many levels. @BestOf

Also works with regeneron.

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