The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Preach

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If and when Chris Christie dies the world will forget even faster than Herman Cain.

Who the fuck puts mayo on burgers? Health department should shut those places down.

My ex LOVED ranch and I hated. Like she would dip her steak in ranch. She once ate ranch out of a bowl with a fork at a mexican restaurant. Worst person I’ve ever known.

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I guess they want to try and stop right wing idiots from plotting a civil war on facebook and spreading that the dems are stealing the election which is actually really good. Thats where 90% of the " dems are cheating and Trump stopping mail in ballots being counted is totally justified " will be happening.

They’re definitely shook by the BIden polling and house hearing about breaking them up.

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lol

Facebook wants their cake and to eat it too. If Trump wins, great, they’ll rescind this policy (after all the propaganda has made an impact). If Dems win, Facebook will point to this and say “look, we can self-regulate, promise!” It’s fucking bullshit.

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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1313886732203499521?s=21

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You dated Springs1?!

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Mayo is only good for chips & BLT’s

Alough as a scotsman, any condement is good for us & I’m surprised we don’t fry mayo.

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Mmmmmm yes, principled modulation. I agree.

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Meet Tony…

https://mobile.twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1312961864490381312

I was just joking by the way. I eat tons of mayo, all store bought.

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Ahhhhhhhhh

https://mobile.twitter.com/Reuters/status/1313914561146368001

Nah, people will remember longer because Chris Christie is white.

One of the other managers in my store, a black guy, mentioned something about mayo being gross. I called him a walking stereotype and he said “well, if you put a little hot sauce on it”

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Terrible makeup job.

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Potentially the ultimate horse barn door plan.

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