Right but he called her ugly by putting the quotes around “beauty”
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11,00 and 2000. JFC.
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I didn’t think they’d reach that point until the lame duck but I agree.
I didn’t until now, you asshole. Lol
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My pony was wrapped in quotes, thrown off a bridge and sunk to the bottom of the Hudson
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One reason why he is doing worse than 2016 is because he is no longer the outsider who is supposed to come in and fix things. So when he tweets:
“This is really terrible! Must be fixed. Someone do something. Fast!”
…but aren’t you the president? Aren’t you supposed to fix it? Otherwise, who should we call?
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NYT headline tomorrow:
Hundreds of Ponies Found Dead Across America in Wild Week of Equinicide
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The President of the United States has tweeted 41 42 times in the last two hours.
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They came to him tonight and they said, “Sir, sir, you fucked up sir! You fucked up like nobody has ever fucked up before, sir! Stimulus polls over 70% and you killed it sir! You’re the king of fuck ups sir and only you can fix it!”
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My other is covid-ridden immigrant caravan.
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Wait what?
Is there any way to determine what was the 1-hour period with the most Trump tweets?
Who had “TrumpBucks® in the mail mid October in an attempt to buy voters” on their bingo card? Oh, everyone?
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Here are some Trump RTs we didn’t get with the bot because he didn’t quote tweet:
https://twitter.com/Lisa_Matassa/status/1313645583819780097?s=19
https://twitter.com/GreggJarrett/status/1313089089520963584?s=19
https://twitter.com/GreggJarrett/status/1313621677729873926?s=19
https://twitter.com/15poundstogo/status/1313320367579189248?s=19
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Lol ofc der markt loves these ravings. Got to keep the pyramid scheme going a while longer to find more bagholders.
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It’s funny imagining Trump using his phone for these manic tweets, surely he is using the classic old person technique of holding the phone too far away from their eyes with one hand and then using just the index finger on their other hand to type the tweets as inefficiently as possible.
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If he keeps this up McConnell might be begging Pelosi to impeach him again.
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Surely someone in the White House Communications Office will be along soon to take his phone away.
What’s that you say? He pozzed the entire communications office so they’re working from home?
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