The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313658825040371712
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Because you should be. Heā€™s a cornered animal with steroid psychosis and a nuclear football.

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Dude you called it off seven hours ago!

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Lmao futures now green

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Live feed from STONKS headquarters

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Lol, this foxnews article: Trump authorizes declassification of all Russia collusion, Hillary Clinton email probe documents | Fox News

Doenā€™t appear to have ANYTHING to do with Biden. If this is all heā€™s got tomorrow, just lol. Yeah Iā€™m sure vilifying Hillary Clinton is really gonna close this gap.

I mean saying theyā€™re ā€œGreenā€ might be a bit of an overstatement. The Dow is +16 right now.

I wonder if this is what his national address was going to be?

Give it a minute to finish STONKING!

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The range of outcomes is insane right now, like I might go to sleep and wake up to Trump tweet saying that all Americans are receiving $1,000,000 or to Trump declaring we are nuking the Moon. Literally everything is in play

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Iā€™m grunching to add a similar thought. I told my wife, ā€œGood, he can go right on and fucking die.ā€

I am that person who will jump on their soap box to condemn punitive justice, the death penalty, etc. Needless to say, she was delighted at me wishing death on someone.

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I donā€™t give a fuck if he tests neg. no way should she breath one molecule of his exhaust

With any luck, weā€™re going to look back on the next 120 days as the most insane of our lives.

The amount of absolutely batshit insane stuff happening daily exceeds the human brainā€™s capacity to comprehend it all.

Like the next Robert Caro is going to release eagerly anticipated volumes on each WEEK.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313661368856457217
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ā€œNo money for the people, ship it to the C-corpsā€ seems like a losing message. But what do I know.

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https://twitter.com/RVAT2020/status/1313649181475704832

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I really donā€™t know if he can make it another four weeks. Like I fully get that he is the GOP but if this shit continues and the polling doesnā€™t move they might actually have to do something. This fucking guy is having a complete meltdown.

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Do you guys ever imagine the physical scenario in which Trump rage tweets like this? Like is he just hanging out, dong out, in the oval office with the roll in TV 5 feet from him? Maybe heā€™s in bed next to Melania just screaming gibberish at her the entire time? Family dinner with Ivanka and Jared with Ivanka on his lap tweeting word for word what he says? The imagination can take you wild places.

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LOL.

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Weā€™ll spot you 12K in NC and 200,000 in LA County and youā€™re still fucked. Go to bed, breathe easy.