The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Break what up? Oh I’m guessing Facebook lol

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Haha get wrecked assholes.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1313577085642842112

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Wait so they or they had someone jack up the gun so it wouldn’t fire? After the incident lol

I bet they also bent the gate in half long after the protesters were gone.

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I smell a pardon incoming

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https://twitter.com/nprkelly/status/1313599408160870401?s=21

Rats off a sinking ship. Zuck knows Trump is gonna lose and is trying to do whatever he can to save facebook from democratic-trifecta government. Facebook being broken up into like 6 different companies is totally on the table. Especially with Liz Warren in the cabinet.

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The party of personal responsibility continues to struggle with the concept of an airborne respiratory pandemic. Shocker.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1313599678185902083

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1313601441211330561

Here is an example of a complete fucking idiot on the left. Just deranged idiocy. I have no ability to understand these people and can only conclude their childish need to be contrarian “but actually” folks overwhelms all else.

https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1313580191126622212?s=21

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I thought about saying 3 months but went with 4 to prevent people from getting mad lol

We held together because both parties agreed for quite some time that white guys should be running pretty much everything. But that’s the America conservatives want to conserve.

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I’m sure my pony is also going around in slow circles, but I just saw this and I don’t care.

https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/status/1312867225649504258?s=21
https://twitter.com/yazpistachio29/status/1312874345962840064?s=21

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So I guess we aren’t getting the Trump national address tonight.

tenor (11)

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Can you pardon someone pre conviction? If not, and I’m on the jury I’m gonna stretch it as looonnnng as I can

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I am resisting a joke with every fiber of my being and it is not easy.

Of course. That’s what Ford did for Nixon.

That’s what Ford did to Nixon.

Edit: BASTARD

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Tie goes to the runner.