I helped my dad with every step of the process of growing orange trees, starting with picking sour oranges and extracting the seeds. My personal climate preference is identical with that of orange trees. I love oranges. Oranges have suffered enough. Out with this fucker.
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I cant 
this enough, almost pissed myself
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You could be the hometown hunk in a Lifetime Christmas movie, who just wants to save the family orchard and never leave his hometown. Then your old high school flame, now a big city businesswoman, gets stranded back in bumfuck, FL for Christmas. Eventually she realizes her hard-changing big-city lifestyle has left her deeply unhappy, and it was you she needed all along.
Yes it’s a departure from the usual Christmas tree farm or poinsettia farm but it could work. We could have the first freak snow in 50 years - just in time for the Christmas pageant (every small down has one, though sometimes it’s a ball, or gala) your new fiancee stayed to help organize, and somehow the snow saves the orange trees (we’ll have to work that one out later). Fun!
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You’re really hitting me where it hurts here, suzzer.
Especially with the edits. Please stop. *sniff*
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She’s coming back for you. It was meant to be.
Your adorable daughter is sure that her mom, who died in a tragic thresher accident, would approve.
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he mad he mad
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320095628546899968
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1320092569846616064
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part of me is nervous obviously, because riggaments are still in play. but if trmp was actually sure the cheating would succeed, he wouldn’t panic quite so much this close to the day. and that makes me feel better.
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What do you see as signs of his panic? Not a gotcha question, just curious about what stands out to you.
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This is not parody
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He begs suburban women to vote for him.
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That was a joke!
Or was it Trump that was a joke? I get the two confused all the time.
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I had a very similar thought earlier today. It took a severely botched pandemic response, 4 years of his insanity on full display, lots of ad money and ads from republicans, and a non zero percentage of Republican voters voting against him to get us where we are right now. He has a very live chance to win, and that makes me fear for the future even if he loses.
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LOL at his Twitter picture.
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“I think the Senate is tough actually. The Senate is very tough,” Trump said at a fundraiser Thursday at the Nashville Marriott, according to an attendee. “There are a couple senators I can’t really get involved in. I just can’t do it. You lose your soul if you do. I can’t help some of them. I don’t want to help some of them.”
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“We’re going to take Alabama. We got rid of Jeff Sessions. Thank goodness. He was the worst. I would have gone for the Democrat over him. That wouldn’t have been too good,” Trump said
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