The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

Would that lady say she was there for?.. the Revolution. Was she serious? Yes…

Again, how do you think terrorist organizations work?

Just because this lady wouldn’t slit Nancy Pelosi’s throat herself doesn’t absolve her nor minimize the deadly serious plot she was a part of.

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Somebody once swiped his lettuce.

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Look I don’t know. I concede. Something about the terrorism thing doesn’t sit right with me precisely because I don’t like that term being used too broadly. But I’m going to do some more drinking and shut up now.

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I don’t think I could make it two weeks without at least getting up to go to the bathroom.

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For a second I freaked out when Chuck referred to Pence as Mr. President until I realized he meant it as President of the Senate.

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Wait did Schumer just call Pence Mr President?

Fucking hell, brevity Schumer. After today nobody wants a nuanced fucking speech. These people never fucking learn.

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He was probably just picking up trash and tidying up a bit.

Yes, President of the Senate.

Schumer also called the insurrectionists “domestic terrorists”. You heard it straight from the new majority leaders mouth.

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The House did earlier too it doesn’t mean what we would hope it does

As the rest of the world, we think your elections are a shitshow. We only admired you because of Michael Jordan

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FWIW Philly J! was in at 7:00 per usual. ABC affiliate. Wheel, too.

Horrible wagering.

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Thought about this earlier but what if Hey Joe is 47?

Oh I’m getting logged out again fun

Okay. I see what you’re saying. I apologize for talking out my ass.

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His voice was actually a little shaky. Maybe he woke up to the dangers trump poses to his money and power.

This stupid bullshit is bullshit so far.

Why the fuck is this jackass from Oklahoma getting the floor?

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