The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

These people should be immediately fired!

(I’m talking about anybody in law enforcement that is shocked to learn that current and former law enforcement and military personnel planned, participated in, and were leaders of the Capitol insurrection.)

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Trump will do fine if he can find a social media platform that doesn’t kick his legs out from under him. He was an unstoppable juggernaut when he was just flinging shit one tweet at a time.

The easy solution is what many have already proposed. Set up a Truman Show contained social media bubble where he can tweet all day and never know every like/retweet/reply was made by a bot. What’s the difference to him? He doesn’t see people as people anyway.

WARNING: UNCONFIRMED
https://twitter.com/laurasessions10/status/1349699273923952640

Has anyone seen this confirmed anywhere?

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Feels a little on the nose. If a genie told me I could have 5 of the worst house reps get caught id pick all of those.

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https://twitter.com/laurasessions10/status/1349836280339824644

yeah not going to just go with this

edit: her twitter feed is just a bunch of bullshit. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was true though obv.

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Lyons also allegedly provided video to agents, uploading them to YouTube and sharing the links in an email that began, “Hello Nice FBI Lady, Here are the links to the videos. Looks like Podium Guy is in one of them, less the podium. Let me know if you need anything else. Kevin Lyons.”

lol

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You should work on your punctuation because I was confused.

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https://twitter.com/MichaelBKelley/status/1349749395789656065

https://twitter.com/Texarchivist/status/1349772079613292545

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https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1349868700002775040

This is gonna get weird when he’s not in office anymore.

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I saw a tweet yesterday from a different person with same wording, also unsupported. Would not be surprised if true but gonna need more evidence.

The tours are confirmed, the names and their nature as reconnaissance is not. D Reps were disturbed that there was a noticeable increase in these groups Jan 5th.

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I’ve already lost $100 to someone’s charity here (maybe it was you?), but if you’re talking about Trump, I’ll split the difference and take 6:1 that he does get prosecuted for something. Or are you just talking about insurrection charges? I’ll take that too, but would want better odds

They’re just gonna say it’s all a 4th dimensional ploy and that he’s secretly running the country from Mar-a-Lago. Everything’s under control

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Pipe down potato boy. You didn’t think Trump was attempting a coup.

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Suddenly I’m neither surprised nor all that skeptical

Today I learned Wilbur Ross is not only still alive but also the current Secretary of Commerce.

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Rich man’s George Zimmerman right here

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Agree on Colbert. Our main therapy has been Seth Meyers’ “A Closer Look” segments. Just consistently fantastic.

Late night TV is going to suck once Trump fades away

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Trump will be inaugurated in April. China’s bought our country from the inside out. Lot’s of people will be rounded up and we’re gonna be victorious in taking back our Republic. Buckle up is an under statement. Do you think the good guys are gonna sit back and watch our corrupt courts and government over take us?

22 has a live one - unless he’s just trolling. I guess this is what the nutjob media industry is going to pivot to when Biden gets inaugurated.