The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1349581995697983492

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So True! Thank you! @BestOf?

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Brag: I showed it to the wife too and (unprompted) she noted, “It sounded like he said Stalin there!”

Beat: She doesn’t know who Stalin is.

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A spoof of Snowpiercer called Snowflakepiercer, except instead of a train that can blast through an eternal winter with ease, the first snowflake derails the whole thing and kills everyone on board. Roll credits.

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@BestOf

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Thats a very good point i hadnt really considered. Yeah go ahead and put these people in those conditions for their stays and specifically tell them they supported putting innocent children through that.

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https://twitter.com/StevenBeynon/status/1349438835332177920

JFC

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Checking in on a cousin’s FB page. His single takeaway from the events of January 6 was:

“How dare they censor us!”

Today, he unironically posts:

“I will no longer accept businesses that run counter to my ideologies!”

Hmmm…

He then goes on to declare he’s ditching FB for several social media sites I had to look up. Unsurprisingly, they are all infested by right wing extremists and conspiracy theorists.

He should be right at home.

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The comments on a Monday conference call by the acting top prosecutor, Bobby L. Christine, came after the president and his allies pursued a two-month pressure campaign on Georgia officials, in which they made baseless accusations of election fraud as they looked for a way to overturn Mr. Trump’s loss in the state.

Mr. Christine told lawyers in his office who were on the call that he had not found evidence of election fraud to pursue and that he had closed two cases. “I would love to stand out on the street corner and scream this, and I can’t,” he said, according to the paper. “But I can tell you I closed the two most — I don’t know, I guess you’d call them high-profile or the two most pressing election issues this office has. I said I believe, as many of the people around the table believed, there’s just nothing to them.”

Mr. Christine was nominated to the Southern District job by Mr. Trump and has donated to Mr. Trump’s campaign.

I thought about joking that the GOP members talking to the National Guard soldiers are only trying to identify the insurrectiony Guard members, but it wouldn’t be very funny.

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Can’t wait for Rudy to spill the beans to save his own hide

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Treason.

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He claims to have hide insurance.

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how cool would it be if rudy set up that nixon tape recorder in the oval and didn’t tell trump lol

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if rudy’s “insurance” is just a video of donald jacking off alone in the oval office, would you watch it?
  • hell yeah i’d watch it, he’s a disgrace!
  • hell yeah i’d watch it, revenge porn is abhorrent but donald trump is a disgrace!
  • hell yeah i’d watch it, i wanna see if stormy correctly described his dick as a disgusting mushroom, plus the guy is a total disgrace
  • yes, but i’d lie about watching it because revenge porn is abhorrent and rudy giuliani is a disgrace

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That was an accidental vote. Or maybe I’m lying about that.

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https://twitter.com/meenaharris/status/1349557119398236160?s=21

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Wouldn’t watch because it literally sounds revolting, but I would absolutely use it was a new type of rick roll for anyone who has supported Trump over the last 4 years.

Like I’d go visit my dad, swipe his phone when he wasn’t looking, and set that as his background and refuse to help him fix it

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https://i.imgur.com/ij4aEAJ.mp4

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https://twitter.com/TheDapperChef/status/1349495030113734656

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