The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

Assuming a self pardon has a 75% chance of being rejected in court, do you prefer

  • Orange not being removed, self pardoning, and then being prosecuted after
  • Orange being removed and pardoned by Pence

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JFC 91! Why?

I know you’re all shocked that a bunch of R’s are just ignoring the magnetometer

Trigger the libs

So what’s the over/under for house impeachment vote?
https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1349177932338630658?s=19

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I’m laughing so hard at Joe Manchin, every time he’s on CNN/MSNBC he’s firmly in favor of impeachment and every time he’s on Fox he says it’s a bad idea

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How many House members will vote to impeach?
  • 1-217
  • 218-238
  • 239-258
  • 259-278
  • 279-299
  • 300 or more
  • bastard!

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222 dems/211 GOP in House atm.

Oh yeah! Conspiracy charges coming. Trump may get pardoned but the conspirators will not, and Trump may be hauled into court as a witness.

super reliable witness that donald trump

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How Many Senate Votes to Remove
  • 50 or less
  • 51-60
  • 61-66
  • 67
  • 68+

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Touche

Is it perjury if you believe the lie your telling?

Bastards

Sould be “to convict,” cause he’ll already be gone.

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1349183119975440393

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This is difficult, because he can’t find anyone other than Giuliani to represent him at the moment. It would be much easier on him if he resigns. Any trial will be a farce.

I’m beginning to wonder if Trump has thought this whole thing through.

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Thoughts and prayers

Wait, at home?

Any think something pushed Republicans? Like everyone in Congress was briefed and trump did some insane shit behind the scenes to push/aide/orchestrate the attack?

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You can’t “good point” a pony as slow as this.

Some unstuckers (including me) have been saying this since last week.

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wait this is the fence!? it looks like they’re setting up fencing for a beer garden at a concert

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Tots and pears.

(my pony enjoying those pears)