The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

People are going to incredible lengths to get off the Trump Train.

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Does this mean online poker is legal again?

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https://twitter.com/robfardon/status/1348842175841394690

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Just one fucking time I want to see one of these people dropped. If and when that happens I might watch the video on loop for a week. Just no consequences, ever.

My dad was a scientist who worked on research for a defense contractor, and we periodically had neighbors and friends whispering to us that the FBI had come around asking questions. This was years ago, but I would hope the people carrying loaded weapons near important govt officials are under the same scrutiny.

That is an A++++ villain laugh!

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Sheldon Adelson owned newspaper writes largely favorable obituary about Sheldon Adelson:

Alright fess up, who found and destroyed all of Sheldon Adelson’s horcruxes?

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Looks like Dump Trump is finally trending…

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They were saying Boo-urns

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adelson dead?

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https://twitter.com/repjayapal/status/1348871117407203328?s=21

I don’t know what the appropriate response is here but I know it’s not what’s actually going to happen: nothing.

One of these motherfuckers dying per month would be great. I’ll nominate Limbaugh for February.

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re: self-pardons, it seems like a bad idea for trump to try it. biden is so obsessed with “healing” or whatever that it seems almost impossible that he’ll go after Trump. But if trump self-pardons, it would be insane to let that precedent stand unchallenged. He’ll be forced to take it to court. There’s probably less than 1% chance that SCOTUS lets it stand, right? And once SCOTUS rules that it’s invalid, you can’t just “well, hold up, we didn’t really want to prosecute him after all” can you?

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My religion says I can only eat Smith & Wollensky steaks.

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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1348682000580960256

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I agree that it would tend to guarantee Trump’s prosecution but I don’t think anyone knows how likely it is the SC would invalidate the pardon. Seems like law experts come down on both sides so 1% seems awfully low.

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If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times: if you’ve lost the greeting card lobby you truly have no future as a politician.

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