Someone tell me who the 3 accounts are that he’s following. (Twitter won’t let me see because I don’t have an account.)
melania
don jr
eric
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1% battery
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The Politico reporter on MSNBC is a dead ringer for Anya Taylor-Joy.
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Apparently he just tweeted from the POTUS account and Twitter deleted it.
hearting for 1% battery screenshot. heroic
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oh shit, nuclear strike probably coming to SF
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Pelosi probably saw this coming and that’s why she was so worried about the launch codes
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Economic anxiety!
ty.
ETA: Still not whole tweet.
The POTUS is showing less maturity than GREEARRRRRRRRRRR after eating a ban
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Please tell me they nuked it before the follow up. An impotent ball of rage, cut off midstream and ending with another L. Too perfect.
Edit: Dammit, was too perfect.
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It is my guess that Capitol police stationed inside the buildings wear suits for decorum purposes. Capitol police patrolling outside probably wear more normal uniforms.
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Somebody said it was. I think he was going to send a follow-up but got banned too quickly.
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I realize this is like the most serious crisis of my lifetime, but this is straight up fucking hilarious. The actual fucking President getting IP perma’d then trying to circumvent the ban like a garden variety 2+2 troll, is just objectively very very funny.
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I thought about how hilarious it would be if he started trying to tweet on other accounts like 2p2 ragers earlier. It’s so perfect.
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The President can’t get US Cyber Command to sign him up for NordVPN?
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