The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

We are so fu***ked.

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Why shouldn’t they make sure that some dipshit isn’t loading malware onto my 1200 phone? What if I have to make an emergency call and all I get is some spam message saying they’ve hijacked my phone? I think the phone is a separate class of hardware and should be locked down more than a tablet or laptop.

Mitch’s speech is the only praise-worthy thing he’s ever done. But if he had sided with the traitors things could have gotten really ugly.

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I’m guessing either Trump forgot he can text everyone in the country, or they’ve taken that privilege away.

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Oh shit, that would be goat.

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be best jr

I‘m looking forward to follow Trump on Substack.

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Do you have a source for Amazon hosting? I was Googling but didn’t find anything quickly

https://mobile.twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1347694753786200064

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Ponied by 40 minutes, still funny so you get a heart!

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Why not? They absolutely should not allow everything in their stores and this has been common forever. You can’t for instance download poker site apps from their stores.

Is this a fucking joke?

Obv only speaking for myself but it’s not just the suits, it’s how they set up there well before the room was close to being breached, like tactical snipers without tactical sniper gear. Reading this thread and getting to that part, I thought, ok, a MAGAhat is gonna die today. Those men aren’t on cop shit, who at least have to go through the theatrics of faking like they can held accountable before and after the fact, rather, they’re on shoot-anbody-who-approaches-that-room shit with no semblance of having to answer to anybody; big time bodyguard vibes as opposed to cop vibes, if that makes any sense.

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no but also holy god yes

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CNN. Onion. Who can tell anymore?

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So, the answer to “Who set up Trump with a Parler account?” is Hope Hicks?

Let the real republican presidency begin