The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1347315792497487872?s=20

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yeah he’ll find another publisher in no time, but he cost himself any bestseller lists

They are 100% responsible for her death, who is saying they aren’t? What are you asking for? The Secret Service agent to be charged with something? He was protecting the people at the other end of the hall.

I was waiting for someone to summarise as well :slight_smile:

Grunching. This behaviour deserves a punch in the face.

The thought of someone my dads age stuck in a room with 50 idiots refusing to mask up makes my blood boil. Ugh.

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JFC this guy was totally in on it.

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What the fuck are you talking about man

These people had guns and twist tie hand cuffs

When you storm the Capitol you should be shot.

Also, the “cops” didn’t do shit. They stepped aside. The secret service detail did the shooting

If cops were doing their job the crowd would not have been in a position to get shot in the face

But they didn’t

So she did

And I’m glad. These people need to know the consequence of this is death by bullet to the face.

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He’s conceded. SAD!

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1347336923644354562

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are they at least Made In USA certified?

hahah, this is the ex-wife of the former governor of MO

https://twitter.com/SheenaGreitens/status/1347334605054107650?s=20

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The only reason he didn’t rant and rave about a rigged election is that twitter would permaban him.

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https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1347337241090158592?s=20

I for one am genuinely happy about what happened yesterday. It showed all the morons what Trumpism is once and for all.

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The “demonstrators”.

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I know a publisher who’s right up your street - you might have to do your own proofreading though.

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Or did he…

enter the brightest minds of MAGALAND

https://twitter.com/realjunsonchan/status/1347336968326291459

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lmao, did you follow everyone when I posted their Predictit tears, cause he was one of them

Jesus, if he gave that speech in October he wins the election.

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Must be Jack’s algorithm at work because I’m not following him but his response shows up really high when I view Trump’s post

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