The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Notice how Pence had to sell grandparents to Trump directly, likely because trump was never loved by parents or grandparents so he doesn’t u understand why we should care about elderly now.

“They helped us with our homework and tucked us in at night, mr president.”

Trump’s next tweet is gonna be how he saved the economy. Pretty obvious.

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I don’t mean to crush dreams, but he doesn’t actually look sick. Sickly, like always, but not sick.

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By god hes the worst off prompter speaker of all time

He seriously struggles with reading. Takes me back to middle school when they’d do popcorn reading and that one kid took ten minutes to get through a paragraph and it was super awkward.

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Wishful thinking I suppose. But hey let’s see what happens in 2 weeks.

Basically, Trump gotta talk more about the private sector to get a 10% increase.

Trump contradicting people by soft-denialism of the coronavirus

Wtf is he blabbing avout?

Rah-rah America #1 shit

We are rated #1 in the world. All good here folks.

Wrapping it up

Question time!!

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So when he says “We’re helping and working with other nations” that’s a lie right. No way are these morons doing fucking anyhting.

Yay taking questions!

Oh Jesus, questions

“We will learn for the future”

I see…

Negotiating during a health bill during a pandemic! Nice work America.

It’s ok. Market closed already.

“They agreed to certain things they didnt agree to”

Go on…

Who allowed him to take questions

Raging morons or they want the market to tank

I guess he might have insisted since he can’t do rallies as usual