What an Embarrassing Life: The Mike Pence Story
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O/u 1 hour before this is walked back as a misstated policy.
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Pence’s wife’s going to be pissed
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Will Pence be able to swallow all of it right there at the podium, or is he going to have to spit?
Much rational. Wow!
The whole thing is designed to reassure Trump he is doing the right thing and everyone loves him. It has nothing to do with improving anything for anyone else. It’s all Trickle Down Trumponomics. Make sure the God King feels proud and voila.
I mean this is absolutely shameful. The president feeding these companies billions on the backs of less fortunate Americans.
I mean, normally its through the nose at this point. Im quite impressed hes still breathing through his mouth
I predict it happens before the presser is over
And, like, holy shit, these clowns probably just gave coronavirus to like 15 major CEOs. Amazing.
They helped us with our homework. They tucked us in at night.
Lololol
Maybe that’s why the markets are going through the roof in the last half hour.
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My wife just asked, “Is he selling us on grandparents?”
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A human being wrote this speech. Someone sat down at a computer and typed these words knowing full well they would be spoken aloud.
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Two weeks from now it is gonna be an amazing time with so many CEOs and politicians getting coronavirus
Our president is the kid from the corn field episode of Twilight Zone. It’s a good thing you did that Donnie! A goooooooood thing!
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Basically, our government fucked up so bad that they had to pay the private sector to cover for them because it was too late for the government to get its shit together. Meanwhile, all Trump cares about is stock prices, so we got a parade of dog-faced lying pony soldier CEOs blowing him to get 30 seconds of national airtime to pump their stocks.
The United Corporate State of America, y’all.
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Hooray! More deregulation for private healthcare!
DJIA +1250 in the last 25 minutes. This is batshit insane.
Dow 23,000!